Reasons to watch The Bachelor

If you've never seen at least one episode of The Bachelor then do yourself a favor and tune into ABC at 7 on Monday nights.  The show is like a bad wreck you cant keep your eyes off of.  This show is the reason men think women are crazy.  Most of these girls are man eating, manipulative, dramatic, and pretty damn desperate. I say girls instead of women because there is not one single person on the show who conducts herself like a woman. It's really sad. Yes, Sean Lowe is very attractive.  I feel like  its not just hearts he melts, it's brains too. Can these people really be that insane? Tierra- that goes out to you, girl.

But really, if you ever just want to feel good about yourself watching The Bachelor is a great way to do so. First off, the fact that these people think he's going to find love by dating 20 different girls at one time is just dumb. If it wasn't being filmed by a national television show Sean would be considered a player and girls would despise him. Not only that, but girls definitely would not drool over him in ways which they do. They say things that quite frankly just freak me out. They have only known him for about a month and consistently talk about marrying him. Who does that? Why are these girls so desperate? They are all very beautiful girls physically.  It's just the mental part they lack in. Last time I checked though, mental stability is kind of important. (Sorry about your luck, Sean). These girls talk about "winning" The Bachelor. So...it's a game? Fools. I would also like to add the fact that all these dates are very extravagant. News flash, that is going to end as soon as the show does even if Sean gives them the final rose. It just leaves an inevitable failed future. For that, all I can say is- sucks to suck.

So if you have had a bad day just remember these things:
1. You're not a contestant on The Bachelor
2. You're not sharing a guy with 20 girls
3. You're not living with 20 strange girls
4. You're not telling a guy you barely know that you love him
5. Your future doesn't depend on a rose
6. The world isn't watching your every move
7. You probably don't have judgmental people like me blogging about you
8. You didn't have to drink freshly squeezed goats milk to go on a date
9. You're not that desperate to find love
10. You're not crazy