The Bachelor

As much as I love a good football game I have no ties to Bama or Fighting Irish so needless to say I found myself glued to ABC to endulge in Sean's beauty. If you're a true red blooded American then you know good and well the first episode of The Bachelor is solely there to rip into beautiful single women with our jealous and judgemental ways. But let's be real.... Some of those girls are just embarrassing. I never really understand how all these beautiful women are single.. But then again this show gives meaning to the term beauty is only skin deep. I am here to tell ya, crazy is to the bone.

 Lets start out strong with the ultimate train wreck, Ashley P. ummmm no girl is seriously THAT obsessed with fifty shades of gray. If any of you have read this book you know it's horribly written but its fun because it brings out the sexy desire to have a relationship that's kinky or wrong in all the right ways. Well listen here Ashley P.  your first impression was just embarrassing. Pulling out a tie and questioning the beautiful blond hair blue eyed Sean if he can teach you how to use that is just unacceptable. It also doesn't help that you pulled the whole "it's just me and my cat" thing. it just doesn't look good for us single girls left in the world. I'm also embarrassed that you're in front of 25 other girls you've never met as well as Sean (oh and the millions of viewers sitting in their living room) and you're insanely drunk and twerking it all around the house. It's also probably not a good sign that Sean told you he brought a rape whistle.

The next notable mistake was Lindsay. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Wearing a wedding dress does not mean you "have balls". It means you're physco. Lindsay also kissed him on the lips the moment she met him. I just want to know why she thought that was a joke?

Lindsay should've taken tips from Lesley. Faking a football play to see a little booty was so funny and showed a playful side which all dudes love. Lindsay better thank her lucky stars he gave her a rose tonight and I'm looking forward to seeing if any more craziness comes out of her.

Another disappointment was Kelly. Kelly is from Nashville so I automatically want to root for her. However, I want to run my fingers through her curls while I tell her that singing a song about her and Sean the first time they met us just creepy. I understand these girls want to make an impression on him and want him to remember them.. But I just can't condone such activity. If she was out at a bar on Broadway one Nashville night I can guarantee singing to a man is not how she would get his attention. I'm not surprised she didn't get a rose.

Thankfully, the beautiful and humble Kacie B. is back and representing my hometown of Clarksville.

Also- is it just me or did Ashley H. Look like Nicki Minaj's little sister? And to the girl (I can't remember her name) who was wearing a gold gown and thought it was ok to attempt two back handsprings.. You should've known better. That fall was atrocious.

Until next time y'all,

KD